I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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