At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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