let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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