there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the day after is always just damage control
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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