Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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