I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i drank out of a bidet.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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