your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
