if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
