it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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