Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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