he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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