Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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