I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
My balls are so social today.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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