I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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