What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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