Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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