Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
the raccoons are back...
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