dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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