Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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