I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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