i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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