in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
is that a dick in a sweater?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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