I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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