So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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