I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Randomize
