How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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