You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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