My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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