i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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