I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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