she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
As shirtless as possible
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Panties = found
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