she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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