y did u give ur computer a hand job?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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