..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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