Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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