Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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