Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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