For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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