I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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