arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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