There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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