drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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