Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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