apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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