Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
