I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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