i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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