He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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