HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am puke
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Randomize
