Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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