She said her name was "party"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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