we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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