I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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