I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
MIDGETS
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I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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