What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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