She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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