And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Im part way to drunk.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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